"Make It Go, Stretch"
Dear Uncle George: I have a problem with too many buttons. I mean so many options and a girl likes options. Except when it is necessary they be in order so that they can make things "go." I don't like to be bothered with making things "go," so 16 years ago tomorrow I had a son so he could do it for me. You know, turn on the TV. The DVD. Movies. Nothing you know anything about, but trust me, worth it. It really has worked out well for me. All I have to say is "Make it go" and the men in my life hop up, thrilled that they can serve me at anytime and my every whim. :) Not. "Mom, can't you learn to do this yourself?" But I know I have succeeded in my mothering when he says "I know, make it go" BEFORE I ask. Who says all that brainwashing I did when he was young didn't paid off? How does one retrace someone else's steps 106 years after the fact? How does someone make a journey like this "g